I am 116% Mentally Insane!
Tired[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire and got scared of it and droped it on the grass
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.
TOTAL: 4
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 5
[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 7
GRAND TOTAL: 29
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I Am --% Mentally insane.
WEEEEE! I iz 116% insane! Wow that isnt really make a "real" percentige but iy be true.
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Nana: I tried to make regular Cheerios into Honey Nut Cheerios by adding honey. ...Cereal doesn't work that way.
Nezzi: You're an idiot.
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Yes Javert, you are the law and the law IS SMASHED AGANST THE WALL!
I'M NOT SHORT!
I survived the BARRICADE!
Zydrate comes in a little glass vile!
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ヤマなし、オチなし、意味なし "No darkness, no hate, only love"--Naoya Shiga
笛羊羹
神威 楽斗
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Yes Javert, you are the law and the law IS SMASHED AGANST THE WALL!
I'M NOT SHORT!
I survived the BARRICADE!
Zydrate comes in a little glass vile!
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ヤマなし、オチなし、意味なし "No darkness, no hate, only love"--Naoya Shiga
笛羊羹
神威 楽斗
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
He said.. no..
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...
You're not pretty, you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away.....I'd die...
SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of who you are to me..A true friend.
And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize how they feel about you.
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow.
It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, on your cell phone, outside of school, anywhere.
Please send to 10 people in 15 minutes.
Remember:
'A good friend will come bail you out of jail......
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying
WE screwed up, but we had fun! '
Proud to be your Friend!
Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip ahead
I've learned..that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.
I've learned..that money doesn't buy class.
I've learned..that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved!
I've learned....that the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?
I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts...
I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.
To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.
It's National Friendship Week.
Show your friends how much you care.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you!
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends..
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!!
YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I am honored.
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If Turkey is a country, then Bakon should be too. We can speak Bakonese and be bakonanian! : D
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HaHa!!! Wheres my macaroni? Wait...YOU HAVE IT!! THEN I SHALL TAKE IT FROM YOU!!
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Bob spelled backwards is Bob.
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Yes Javert, you are the law and the law IS SMASHED AGANST THE WALL!
I'M NOT SHORT!
I survived the BARRICADE!
Zydrate comes in a little glass vile!
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